I Am Not a Sports Fan

It’s the Monday after the Superbowl and I’m dreading it. Why? Because I know that I’ll be peppered with questions like, “Did you see that play last night?” or “Man, ________ is GOAT, isn’t he?” And, I’m going to have dip into my bag of ambiguous responses and say “Oh, man. That was something!”, “You […]

God Cares About Football?

So, the American version of Roman poet Juvenal’s bread and circuses, aka the Superbowl, is upon us. Yes, friends, it’s time to engage in the annual bacchanalia of eating too much shitty food, enjoying a massively overhyped half-time show and watching a bunch of obscenely expensive commercials for a series of products that really won’t contribute to […]

You’re Upset About That?!?

Americans across the country are up in arms about the replacement referees in the NFL. Not really being a fan of the NFL, I really couldn’t care less. I mean, seriously, it’s just a game; a kids game, at that. What really bothers me is that these guys make millions of dollars for playing this kids […]