At least I am if people like John Piper, Al Mohler and Jack Chick are right. In the last week, hell, the last few days, I’ve seen people being called heretics for believing that God wants to save everyone; for reading anything other than the King James Version of the Bible; for having the temerity to believe that government should help it’s citizens and that we should all prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse…, oh wait, that was another conversation. Forget that last one. Anyway, since I’m already going to Hell (and what I was going to write about requires more research than I have done so far), I thought I’d show you a few pictures that make me laugh.
Might as well start out with a bang. Sometimes I wonder why I believe this stuff. Then, I remember I was kinda miserable without it.
You young ‘uns probably don’t remember this, but when I was a kid, a lot of people had the big knife and fork on the wall. But, I never saw a Jesus big knife and fork. This is cool! And, yes, I have a warped sense of cool. Shut up.
I figure He’s been doing this all week…, a lot.
Okay, you have to have read “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal” (another reason I’m bound for significantly warmer climes) to understand why this one cracks me up. It has to do with Lazarus and Thomas. That’s all I’m saying right now.
These last two are here becuase I’m giving up being a smart ass for Lent, so I’m trying to get this kind of stuff out of my system now.
If that ain’t throwing gasoline on the fire, I don’t what is.
Okay, I’ve been snarky, smart-alecky and frivilous long enough. Tune in tomorrow (maybe Wednesday. I gotta work tomorrow) for some real in-depth, hard-hitting, er, um…., crap, what’s another intense hyphenated adjective? Oh, hell, just read the next damn thing I put up here.