Recently, I saw what must be the most absolutely awesome Christmas tree ever. Thanks to Matt Turner of Jesus Needs New PR who posted this:
But it’s bare. In one of the comments to Matt’s post, someone said it needed Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh ornaments and great big Sarah Palin on top. I tried, but I couldn’t find any of those. But I did find these:
I mean seriously, what’s more patriotic than a red, white and blue elephant?
Look, you can celebrate Christmas and make a statement about the sanctity of human life!
I know it’s not a tree topper, but give them time. Next year, they’ll have a bunch.
I can think of no better way to top off a CHRIST-mas tree than with a patriotic messenger of the Lord. Maybe it’s the same one that came to Mary and Joseph!
Remember, “It’s not just a tree, it’s a movement!”
Fetus ornament courtesy of weburbanist