
Usually essays like this are titled “The Gentleman’s Guide to _________”. While writing such an study would pose an interesting challenge, it’s not realistic. Not only do gentlemen refrain from naming their junk, they would never refer to their wedding tackle like that. In fact, a true gentleman works hard to give the impression that he is as smooth as a Ken doll downstairs. No, beloved, naming your naughty bits is the exclusive domain of that beer-drinking, sports-watching Everyman, the “guy”.
Usually essays like this are titled “The Gentleman’s Guide to _________”. While writing such an study would pose an interesting challenge, it’s not realistic. Not only do gentlemen refrain from naming their junk, they would never refer to their wedding tackle like that. In fact, a true gentleman works hard to give the impression that he is as smooth as a Ken doll downstairs. No, beloved, naming your naughty bits is the exclusive domain of that beer-drinking, sports-watching Everyman, the “guy”.