The Prodigal Son

At church yesterday, my pastor continued his sermon series on redemption. This week, the text was Luke 15:11-32, the parable of the prodigal son. I’m sure some of you theology nerds are saying “Wait a minute, that’s not from the lectionary!” Lectionary?!?AtCollege Park,  we don’t need no stinking lectionary. We’re a Baptist church, independence is how we roll, […]

Thus Saith the Lord, “Pull My Finger”

If you want to piss people off, start telling Jesus jokes. For some reason, folks get their panties in a wad if you suggest anything humorous in relation to Jesus, God, the Bible, any of that stuff. Which brings up the question, did Jesus have a sense of humor. I’d say the answer has to be […]

Republican Jesus

I don’t know if you’ve heard the term “Republican Jesus” or not, but you’ve seen the results of the thinking behind it all over the place. According to Uncyclepedia, “Republican Jesus is the central figure in the Republican religion” and is “most certainly white-skinned (as pictured right) even though he (unfortunately) comes from the Middle […]